Russia is very large and cold place somewhere in the Arctics, inhabited by drunken bears firing nukes left, right and center. Now that Russia is an ultra-capitalist semi-democracy, the inhabitants are intrinsically good, freedom-loving, God-fearing people. As part of their good, freedom-loving, God-fearing nature, they attack other countries almost as much as the United States because that's what freedom and God-fearing values are all about.
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